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Nap King in a Noisy House T-shirt
- Dad-Tested Quality
- Free Shipping $50+
- Easy 30-Day Returns
Heavy is the head that wears the sleep mask.
The "Nap King in a Noisy House" tee is for the legend who can pass out mid-Cocomelon, through a LEGO ambush, or during an active snack stampede. You’ve earned the crown — and this shirt is your royal robe of rest.
It’s dad-core comfort, built for maximum snooze power in minimum peace and quiet. Long live the nap king. 👑💤
Engineered for Legendary Lounge Mode:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton – soft enough for couch slumps and post-lunch crashes
- Pre-shrunk, 4.2 oz fabric – flexible for side sleepers and stealth snorers
- Classic fit – breathable enough to survive toddler shrieks and barking dogs
- Side-seamed – strong like your will to sleep through chaos
Dad-Approved Reviews:
"I wore this to a family party and napped through the entire thing. King status." – Laid Out Larry
"My wife laughed. My kids tried to wake me. They failed." – Snooze King Sam
"If you know, you know. This is my new off-duty uniform." – Dozing Donnie
🎯 Perfect For: Nap warriors, professional dozers, and any dad who can sleep through chaos *by choice or necessity.*
Because sleep is sacred — and if you can catch it in a noisy house, you deserve a crown.
Add to cart and claim your well-earned title. 👑😴
Materials
- Soft, breathable fabrics
- Pre-shrunk for everyday wear
- Eco-friendly inks
- Made for comfort + durability
Shipping & Returns
- Ships in 2–4 business days
- Free shipping on orders $50+
- 30-day returns
- We’ve got your back
The EvoDad Fit
- Classic modern fit
- True to size
- Size up for relaxed style
- Built for real-life movement
EvoDadLife Approved
- Gift-ready for any dad
- Gear up for gym, park, or chill
- Made for everyday legends
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